The Untouchables

  • from £1165 in London Help
  • from £1185 in South East
  • from £1185 in East of England
  • from £1235 in South West
  • from £1235 in East Midlands
  • from £1255 in West Midlands
  • from £1295 in Wales
  • from £1355 in Yorkshire & Humberside

Exceptional all-male London 3-piece band, who've supported The Kooks, delivering hits from the 80s, 90s, 00s and beyond! DJ service and afternoon acoustic sets available.

Special offer! Book within 7 days of your enquiry and get a FREE laptop DJ set performed by the band worth £150. The band are also offering up to 20% discounts on all remaining 2017 dates!

The Untouchables are a charismatic and extremely talented London-based 3-piece party band who specialise in delivering classic hits from the 80s, filling out their set list with a smatterring of selected classics from the 60s to the present day. Their unique repertoire offers a number of "guilty pleasures" which are designed to get everyone bopping and keep the dance floor moving. Performing with humour and tongues firmly in their cheeks, the band also love to get the audience joining in. You might just find yourself on stage with them and singing along!

Band members have worked with and performed alongside many internationally known artists and producers, including: the Kooks; the Spin Doctors; Space; Supergrass; Andy Green (Keane, Scouting for Girls, The Feeling) and Tom Coyne (Gangnam Style, Pink, One Direction). They've also been broadcase on Radio 2 and Q Radio.

With the option to add a stripped down acoustic set for a more relaxed and intimate vibe, suitable for afternoon drinks, and with a laptop DJ service for the breaks, the band can offer a full package for any occasion.

The Untouchables always bring their own sound engineer to every gig, making sure that they get the perfect sound for each venue, every time.

"Charismatic, super-talented, modest all-male London 3 piece who specialise in delivering classic hits from the 80s, 90s, Naughties and beyond!
Guaranteed to get the party going and the dance floor heaving with their awesome repertoire and unique style!
Available for hire for any private/corporate functions, weddings, divorces, birthdays, bar/bat mitzvahs and baby showers!
Having supported the likes of Spin Doctors, The Kooks and Supergrass, as well as achieving national airplay on Radio 2, these guys are the real deal!

Performance information

Line-up Male lead vocals/guitar; bass; drums (and sound engineer)
Performance duration 2 x 60 min or 3 x 45 min sets
Interval music Help Yes (included in price)
Lighting Included (stage lighting only)
Arrival & set-up Help From 6pm; allow 60 minutes to set up
Requirements Help Space of 3 x 3 metres; power supply; rider

Booking options

Requests (if not in repertoire) One free request (if suitable)
DJ service (provided by act)

includes laptop with large song database + requests + mic for speeches + lighting

Add extra 1 x 30 minute set Add £250
Add 1 x 60 minute afternoon acoustic set Add £250

What people say Help

  • The Untouchables were incredible and played with such energy that everyone was dancing! Absolutely amazing.

    Harriet, Wedding, London, October 2014
  • Great set and super tight!

    Adam , Wedding, London, September 2014
  • Legends! A fantastic band who had everyone dancing all night. Perfect song selection. Our guests all agreed they were brilliant!

    Steve, Wedding, South West, August 2014
  • Thank you so much, you really made the party awesome! We have had so many texts/emails today saying how good you were.

    Liz & Zoe, 40th birthday party, Essex, December 2013
  • We had a blast with the boys at our last fundraiser, so much fun and perfect blend of 80s classics and modern chart music.

    Daniel, Private charity event, Hertfordshire, October 2013
  • Such a fun band! They learnt all the songs I asked of them and delivered them with a real panache. I loved their take on some of the current pop songs - Taylor Swift was great!

    Ismat, Private 30th Birthday Party, London August 2013
  • Great band for our wedding party, had the whole crowd on their feet... great energy and awesome song selection.

    Romy & Brett, Wedding party, London, July 2013
  • Great songs, great charisma, great to deal with – The Untouchables always had the festival bouncing.

    Jessica, founder of Urban Food Festival, Public event, London, July 2013
  • The Untouchables were a fabulous headline act at our summer party this year. They certainly got the crowd going with their quirky upbeat tunes. Really fun band to end the night with!

    Lindsey, New Look Events Coordinator, Corporate party, London, June 2013

Repertoire Help

  • 90s to Present
  • Amy Winehouse, Valerie
  • Aqua, Dr Jones
  • Babybird, You’re Gorgeous
  • Barenaked Ladies, One Week
  • Blink 182, All The Small Things
  • Blink 182, What's My Age Again?
  • Blur, Parklife
  • Blur, Song 2
  • Bruno Mars, Locked Out Of Heaven
  • Bruno Mars, Uptown Funk
  • Carly Rae Jepsen, Call Me Maybe
  • Cher, Believe
  • Cornershop, Brimful Of Asha
  • Crowded House, Weather With You
  • Eagle Eye Cherry, Save Tonight
  • Fatboy Slim, Praise You
  • Foo Fighters, Learn To Fly
  • Fun Lovin’ Criminals, Scooby Snacks
  • Goo Goo Dolls, Iris
  • Green Day, Basket Case
  • Kaiser Chiefs, I Predict A Riot
  • Killers, Human
  • Killers, Mr Brightside
  • Kings Of Leon, Sex On Fire
  • Marc Cohn, Walking In Memphis
  • Mark Morrison, Return Of The Mack
  • Michael Jackson, Black & White
  • Oasis, Don't Look Back In Anger
  • Oasis, Wonderwall
  • Outkast, Hey Ya
  • Pharrell Williams, Happy
  • Pulp, Common People
  • Pulp, Disco 2000
  • Raconteurs, Steady As She Goes
  • Red Hot Chilli Peppers, By The Way
  • Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Otherside
  • Reef, Place Your Hands
  • Rem, Shiny Happy People
  • S Club 7, Don’t Stop Movin’
  • Stereophonics, Dakota
  • Taylor Swift, We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together
  • Walk The Moon, Shut Up & Dance
  • Wannadies, You And Me Song
  • Wheatus, Teenage Dirtbag
  • 70s and 80s
  • Abba, Mama Mia
  • Bangles, Manic Monday
  • Billy Idol, White Wedding
  • Billy Joel, We Didn't Start The Fire
  • Bon Jovi, Livin' On A Prayer
  • Bonnie Tyler, Total Eclipse Of The Heart
  • Boy Meet Girl, Waiting For A Star To Fall
  • Bruce Springsteen, Born To Run
  • Bruce Springsteen, Dancing In The Dark
  • Bryan Adams, Summer Of '69
  • Buggles, Video Killed The Radio Star
  • Carl Douglas, Kung Fu Fighting
  • Cyndi Lauper, Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
  • David Bowie, Let's Dance
  • Dead Or Alive, You Spin Me Round
  • Dire Straits, Walk Of Life
  • Duran Duran, Rio
  • Elton John, I'm Still Standing
  • Eric Carmen, Hungry Eyes
  • Fine Young Cannibals, She Drives Me Crazy
  • Fleetwood Mac, Everywhere
  • Free, All Right Now
  • Genesis, Invisible Touch
  • Guns N'roses, Sweet Child O' Mine
  • Human League, Don't You Want Me Baby
  • Inxs, Mystify
  • James Taylor, You've Got A Friend
  • Joe Jackson, Is She Really Going Out With Him?
  • Kc & The Sunshine Band, Give It Up
  • Lionel Ritchie, Dancing On The Ceiling
  • Lynyrd Skynyrd, Sweet Home Alabama
  • Madonna, Like A Prayer
  • Madonna, Material Girl
  • Paul Simon, You Can Call Me Al
  • Phi Collins, Easy Lover
  • Proclaimers, I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
  • Queen, Crazy Little Thing Called Love
  • Queen, I Want To Break Free
  • Starship, Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now
  • Stevie Wonder, Superstition
  • The Cure, Friday I'm In Love
  • The Police, Every Breath You Take
  • The Police, Message In A Bottle
  • Thin Lizzy, The Boys Are Back In Town
  • Tom Petty, Free Fallin'
  • U2, Where The Streets Have No Name
  • U2, With Or Without You
  • Wet Wet Wet, Sweet Little Mystery
  • Whitney Houston, How Will I Know
  • Wild Cherry, Play That Funky Music
  • 50s and 60s
  • Bill Haley & The Comets, Rock Around The Clock
  • Chuck Berry, Johnny B. Goode
  • Elvis Presley, Jailhouse Rock
  • Jimi Hendrix Experience, All Along The Watchtower
  • Richie Valens, La Bamba
  • The Beatles, Here Comes The Sun
  • The Beatles, I Want To Hold Your Hand
  • The Beatles, In My Life
  • The Beatles, Something
  • The Beatles, Twist & Shout
  • The Kinks, You Really Got Me
  • The Monkees, I'm A Believer
  • The Rolling Stones, Jumpin' Jack Flash
  • The Rolling Stones, Satisfaction
  • Van Morrison, Brown Eyed Girl
  • Suggested First Dance Songs
  • Aerosmith, I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing
  • Arctic Monkeys, Baby I'm Yours
  • Dr Hook & The Medicine Show, A Little Bit More
  • Ed Sheerhan, Thinking Out Loud
  • James Taylor, You've Got A Friend
  • Kodaline, The One
  • Lumineers, Ho Hey
  • Sixpence None The Richer, Kiss Me
  • Snow Patrol, Chasing Cars
  • The Penguins, Earth Angel
  • Uncle Kracker, Smile
  • Wannadies, You & Me Song
  • Waterboys, How Long Will I Love You


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